Boobie Cactus

• Botanical Name: Myrtillocactus geometrizans fukurokuryuzinboku
• Common Names: titty cactus

Boobie Cactus: The Playful Desert Delight

The Boobie Cactus, is a whimsical succulent that captivates with its unique, rounded shape resembling playful breasts. This charming cactus features vibrant green, cylindrical bodies adorned with soft, white spines, creating a delightful contrast that adds character to any plant collection. Thriving in bright light and well-draining soil, the Boobie Cactus is low-maintenance and drought-tolerant, making it an excellent choice for both beginners and seasoned succulent enthusiasts. With its fun, quirky appearance, this cactus brings a touch of humor and a playful vibe to gardens and indoor spaces alike.

Complete Care Guide for Boobie Cactus (Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Fukurokuryuzinboku’)

The Boobie Cactus, also known as Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Fukurokuryuzinboku’, is a unique cactus with unusual “boob”-like projections along its blue-green stems. Native to Central and Northern Mexico, this striking cactus is a conversation piece in any cactus collection. With its distinctive shape and low-maintenance nature, the Boobie Cactus is a great addition for cactus enthusiasts. Here’s a complete guide on caring for your Boobie Cactus.

1. Light Requirements

• Full Sun: The Boobie Cactus thrives in bright, direct sunlight and should be placed in a location where it can receive 6-8 hours of sun each day. A south-facing window is ideal if grown indoors.
• Outdoor Placement in Warm Climates: In warm regions, this cactus can be grown outdoors, but make sure it’s protected from heavy rainfall.
• Gradual Light Introduction for New Plants: If introducing it to bright light for the first time, acclimate it gradually to avoid sunburn.

2. Watering

• Infrequent Watering: Water the Boobie Cactus sparingly. Allow the soil to completely dry out between waterings. In warmer months, water once every 2-3 weeks, while in colder months, reduce to once every 4-6 weeks.
• Avoid Overwatering: This cactus is highly drought-tolerant and susceptible to root rot if overwatered. Always check that the soil is dry before watering.

3. Temperature

• Warm Temperatures Preferred: The Boobie Cactus thrives in temperatures between 70-90°F (21-32°C) but can tolerate temperatures down to 50°F (10°C).
• Protect from Frost: This cactus is not frost-hardy and should be brought indoors or protected when temperatures fall below 50°F (10°C).

4. Humidity

• Low Humidity: Like most cacti, the Boobie Cactus prefers dry, arid conditions and does not require additional humidity.
• Avoid High Humidity: High humidity can increase the risk of rot, so avoid misting the plant or placing it in overly humid spaces.

5. Soil Requirements

• Well-Draining Cactus Mix: Use a cactus-specific or succulent potting mix, which drains quickly. Adding extra sand or perlite can improve drainage.
• Avoid Moisture-Retentive Soils: Soil that retains too much moisture can cause root rot, so avoid traditional potting soil or mixes with peat.

6. Fertilizing

• Feed During Growing Season: Fertilize once in early spring and once in summer with a balanced, diluted cactus or succulent fertilizer.
• Avoid Fertilizing in Fall and Winter: During the plant’s dormant period, avoid feeding as it won’t require additional nutrients.

7. Pruning and Maintenance

• Minimal Pruning Needed: Pruning is generally unnecessary for the Boobie Cactus, as it maintains a compact, tidy form. Remove any dried or shriveled parts carefully if necessary.
• Clean Off Dust: Dust off the cactus occasionally to help it absorb light more effectively. Use a soft, dry brush to avoid damaging the spines or skin.

8. Propagation

• Propagate by Cuttings: Boobie Cactus can be propagated from stem cuttings. Cut a healthy stem and allow the cut end to dry and callous over for a few days, then plant in a well-draining cactus soil mix.
• Ideal Time to Propagate: Spring and summer are the best seasons for propagation, as the plant is actively growing.

9. Common Issues and Solutions

• Root Rot: Overwatering can lead to root rot, a common problem in cacti. Ensure the soil dries completely between waterings and that the pot has good drainage.
• Pests: Though relatively pest-resistant, the Boobie Cactus can occasionally attract mealybugs or spider mites. Treat infestations with a cotton swab dipped in rubbing alcohol or use insecticidal soap.
• Sunburn: Sudden exposure to intense sunlight can cause sunburn, resulting in brown patches. Acclimate your cactus slowly if moving it from a low-light area to a brighter spot.

10. Repotting

• Repot Every 2-3 Years: Repot every 2-3 years to refresh the soil and provide room for growth. Choose a pot that’s slightly larger, with drainage holes.
• Handle with Care: Use gloves or a cloth to protect your hands from the cactus’s spines, and avoid damaging its “boobie”-like projections.

Summary Care Tips

• Light: Full sun, ideally 6-8 hours daily.
• Water: Water sparingly; allow soil to dry completely between waterings.
• Temperature: 70-90°F (21-32°C); protect from frost.
• Humidity: Prefers low humidity; avoid misting.
• Soil: Well-draining cactus or succulent mix.
• Fertilizer: Once in spring and once in summer with diluted cactus fertilizer.

The Boobie Cactus is a resilient, visually captivating plant that adds a whimsical touch to any indoor or outdoor space. By providing it with bright light, minimal water, and well-draining soil, this cactus will thrive with minimal effort, making it an excellent choice for both beginners and experienced plant lovers.

Shipping within the USA:

At UrbanPlantNook, we provide nationwide shipping services. Utilizing specially designed plant packaging, we expedite the delivery of plants across the country. Through rigorous testing and refinement, we have developed a winning formula to ensure the highest quality plants upon delivery.

We’ve established reliable partnerships with USPS to facilitate the delivery of plants throughout North America. We are so confident in these partnerships that we guarantee your plants will arrive in excellent condition.

Order Processing:

We maintain year-round shipping, unaffected by local weather conditions. Typically, your order is processed within 2-5 business days from the date of your order placement. Once we’ve shipped your order, you will promptly receive an USPS Tracking Number to track the delivery progress in detail.

Shipping Fees:

Our shipping fees are straightforward. At checkout, you will be charged a flat rate of $9.99 for all orders, regardless of their size and location in the United Stated. However, we also have a fantastic offer: if your order total exceeds $50, you qualify for free shipping.

• Flat Shipping Rate $9.99 for order under $49.99
• Free shipping for order more than $50.00

Note: If your order is $199.00 or above, please choose the free shipping method during the checkout process.

Delivery Timeline:

Your parcel is expected to reach your doorstep within a span of 7-14 working days. It’s important to note that the precise delivery timeframe depends on the USPS Delivery Schedule, over which we have limited control. However, rest assured that as soon as your order is dispatched, you will receive a USPS Tracking Number for real-time monitoring.

Our Guarantee:

We take meticulous care in packaging our plants to ensure they arrive in pristine condition. Every plant comes with a 7-day guarantee, providing coverage in case it arrives damaged. If you encounter any issues with your order, please don’t hesitate to reach out to us via email.

We stand firmly behind our products and aim for your complete satisfaction. When you purchase plants from UrbanPlantNook, you can do so with confidence, knowing that your purchase is risk-free.

International Shipping:

As of now, we are only able to provide shipping services within the United States.

Absolutely, we offer a shipping guarantee. We carefully pack each plant in a sturdy carton box to ensure safe delivery. In the rare event of shipping damage, you have a 7-day window to request a refund or replacement. For more detail, please check our Return & Refund & Replacement Policy

We meticulously package our plants for safe delivery in custom-fitted, sturdy carton boxes. These boxes are designed to prevent any shifting during shipment, ensuring your plants arrive in excellent condition. For detailed packaging information, please refer to this link: Our Packing Process

Certainly, should you wish to make changes or cancel your order, kindly reach out within 12 hours of order confirmation. Once your order reaches the "Packing" status, it becomes unmodifiable. For further information, please refer to this page: Order Cancellation & Modification Policy

If you're unsure about your USDA Zone, you can find it by following this link: USDA Zone Map